Voters are Undecided

Posted on January 11, 2012 by Twisted Guy
TF: Given that most voters have little knowledge of the issues and they actually believe the bull shit they speak.  I thought I would make a ballot to help these stupid voters.
 
 REPUBLICAN PRIMARY BALLOT
Warning!!!  Please be aware that your vote could help elect a complete idiot to be a candidate for Presidency.  Stop and think before you vote. We can’t stand to have another 4 years of Obama.  Your vote could impact you, your children, your friends, and relatives for years to come. Yes, all of the candidates suck.  Blame that on the Mainstream News Media, who has provided the most coverage to the candidates they want to see elected. They know most voters lack any common sense or effort to really understand what the candidates stand for.  If that describes you, please don’t vote.
Mitt Romney Changes his position like the weather. Good luck if you vote for him.  He tries to say he is an ‘average’ person but he has lots of money. Soft on illegal immigration and supported a heath plan similar to Obama care that is going to cause lots of problems down the road.
Newt Gingrich He was kicked out of the Senate for ethical violations. Don’t we have enough ethical problems already in Washington?  He has also committed adultery twice but has taken a pledge never to do that again.  I think it is his fourth time to take this vow. Very soft on illegal immigration.
Ron Paul He is tough on illegal immigration.  Against Obama care. Has a good trade policy.  Has tea party values and wants to reign in the government.  Of the candidates, he at least has some common sense.
 Rick Santorum Against Obama care and abortion.  Wants to enforce immigration laws.  Not the sharpest tack in the box because of comments he made about how Washington works.
 STOP!!!!   TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND ASK YOURSELF IF YOU REALLY WANT TO DO THIS.

 

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White House Hosted Extravagant Holloween Party

Posted on January 11, 2012 by Twisted Guy

January 8, 2012  http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/01/08/book-white-house-hosted-hollywood-halloween-bash-before-burton-film-release/

A new book was just released that details a 2009 Halloween party.  Although some of the news agencies said it was secret,  other reports indicate that the press was invited to the event and take pictures. “This was an event for local school children from the Washington DC area and for hundreds of military families. If we wanted this event to be a secret, we probably wouldn’t have invited the press corps to cover it, release photos of it to Flickr, or post a video from it on the White House website,” White House spokesman Eric Schultz said in a statement. “Even Johnny Depp’s fans knew about it and posted on their website. Just goes to show you can’t believe everything you read in books these days.”

One of TF’s best reporters caught up to the Obama’s and was able to ask some questions:
TF:  So, why wasn’t this publicized to the public?
President:  We did invite reporters.  They just didn’t tell anyone.
TF:  With all of the poor in Washington, why wouldn’t you just make a donation to the homeless shelters, etc, rather than throwing a extravagant party?
President:  To be honest, Michelle likes to throw parties.  (He glances over to Michelle and he gets a look that would stop a charging elephant in its tracks.  Realizing he just screwed up big time, he goes into damage control).
President:  Well, we did invite a lot of local school and military children.
TF:  Again, wouldn’t it be better to have scaled back the party or even not had the party and given money to the homeless and poor.
President:  Now, your talking like there should be some distribution of wealth program.
TF:  Isn’t that what you promised the American people when you got elected?  Just then, the reporter gets this death look from Michelle.  Realizing she was ready to explode, the reporter decided to quickly end the interview and run like shit down the hall to the sounds of loud cursing.

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Iowa Turnout Low, Voters Unhappy With Field

Posted on January 6, 2012 by Twisted Guy

January 5, 2012 http://www.newsmax.com/Politics/iowa-turnout-romney-santorum/2012/01/05/id/423092

While the Republican turnout of about 122,000 was a record, it was barely higher than in 2008, suggesting that some party voters may be un-enthused about their choices. The share of registered Republicans who showed up actually declined to 19.9 percent from 21.1 percent in 2008, according to statistics the Iowa secretary of state’s office posted before the Jan. 3 vote.

Mitt Romney, who edged Rick Santorum by eight votes, got the lowest percentage of any winning candidate in the history of the caucuses. Ron Paul finished third, Newt Gingrich finished fourth, Rick Perry finished fifth, and Michele Bachmann finished last.  Michelle Bachmann quit the next day.

TF: All I can say is what were those Iowa voters thinking!!!!  I truly hope the voters will have some body to vote for that is actually in touch with the average person.

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Despite Questionable Past, Newt Gingrich Still Leads in Polls

Posted on December 14, 2011 by Twisted Guy

December 14, 2011

Let’s take a look at the past.  On January 21, 1997, the House voted overwhelmingly to reprimand House Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-Ga.) and order him to pay an unprecedented $300,000 penalty, the first time in the House’s 208-year history it has disciplined a speaker for ethical wrongdoing. Exactly one month before the vote, Gingrich admitted that he brought discredit to the House and broke its rules by failing to ensure that financing for two projects would not violate federal tax law and by giving the House ethics committee false information.

This week, a former Freddie Mac official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said Gingrich was paid at least $1.5 million for consulting contracts between 1999 and 2007. Freddie Mac was at the heart of the housing crisis. Gingrich said he was a historian, whatever that means. Four former Freddie Mac executives dispute Gingrich’s description of his role at the company, saying he was hired to identify political friends on Capitol Hill. Gingrich was supposed to use his clout with the Republican party to built intellectual support for the agency.

Let’s not forget he has admitted he committed adultery.  But, he has asked God’s forgiveness for his adultery and has taken a pledge to not commit adultery. That would actually be the fourth time Gingrich has taken a no-adultery pledge. He took the first one in 1962 when he married Jackie Battley, and then again in 1981 when he married Marianne Ginther and made a third one to Callista Bisek (now Gingrich) in 2000. Gingrich’s first two marriages ended because he was having an affair with a woman who would later become his wife

TF:  So, how could anyone be convinced that he has the right ethical values to be our next president?

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